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Hi! I'm Anika and I need a boyfriend. I know, I sound desperate, but I literally haven't been in a serious relationship in years....like since college, which was a little while ago. It's not that I'm codependent or anything; I've just done the whole "single" thing, and I'm done. I'm ready to settle down and be with someone...for a couple months at least! My friends say that I'm just too picky, but that's just dumb. I just have standards is all. Most of my friends have the most retarded boyfriends; they're all tools, and I just want to scream at them. I mean, I could have one of those in a heartbeat, but I want someone who's quality. I think maybe I also haven't gotten over my ex-boyfriend, who was my everything, and out break up was pretty bad. He broke up with me, and I seriously freaked. Mentally incapacitated for like 6 months at least. I just now fell 100% certain that I am ready to be in a relationship again. So, I need to find a man people! Check back here if you want to see how my quest is going!

Hi everyone! I hope things are going well for you. Unfortunately for me, Damien and I broke up shortly after I wrote about him. I guess I jinxed it. Boo. Oh well, it just means I'll have to start a new person search for myself. I enjoy doing it anyway, so that's not a problem. And I'm good at it, too, I think. The person search I've been conducting for my friend Jill has been going alright. She's been meeting up with some pretty successful guys, even if they haven't been all that great. She went out with a doctor last night but all he talked about through dinner were lap bands and type 2 diabetes. Gross! Those things are important to know but couldn't he have waited until dessert to bring up the lap bands? Hopefully the guy I'm meeting for lunch today keeps the medical talk to a minimum.

You will never believe what is happening to me...Damien is still around! I was worried that my extreme happiness and kinda sort desperation would turn him off, but it hasn't. We're even thinking about moving in together. Crazy, huh? If you think it's crazy, imagine what my mom has the say about the matter. When I told her, I thought she was gonna explode from happiness. It's like she cared more than even I do! But either way things are really, really good. And believe it or not, I'm still trying to find someone, only this time it's not for me (finally!). My friend Jill is having similar problems. She's manless and lonely and having trouble trusting anyone she meets. So once she meets someone, she has me locate a person profile on them to figure out if they check out. A background check, in a way. So I've been pretty busy lately. I gotta go, Damien's coming home soon to take me out. Yay! But before I go, here's how to get banned from Walmart.

Guess what! I'm still seeing Damien! Wow, I'd never expected that finding people would become this useful at finding the love of my life! Okay, okay, maybe I'm jumping the gun since we've only been on 6 and a half dates, but still. It's a lot more promising than anything ever has been before, so person search feels like the best way to solve your problems! All of them. This is the best people find site around. And here's a fascinating post on google news. Enjoy!

Okay, so I actually went on a date with a cute guy called Damien the other day. I even did a people finder search on him, and nothing turned up! Well, except that he won the tenth grade spelling bee--but I think that's a good sign, right? Who wouldn't want to date a spelling champ? Anyway, I don't want to get your hopes up, because, believe me, I know how hard it is to find people, especially quality dates! So I won't say anything more about my date, except that it was lovely, and I'm looking forward to many more. And in the meantime, while you're waiting for my next update, check out this about finding hard to find things and people. Enjoy.

Okay, so I've been searching people records something fierce, and I can't tell you how many bad dates it's saved me from! Seriously! Dozens! Is it just me or is it only sexual predators and other undesireables who sign up for internet dating sites? Maybe I'm just too cynical. Maybe the nice, handsome convicted sex offender who promised me a delightful moonlit picnic in the woods would have been as wonderful in person as he seemed online, but perhaps better not to risk it? Sometimes, it's almost enough to make me regreat ever wanting to find people online. Most times not. However, since I haven't been on a date in ages, it's given me time to work on my taxes! Yay tax software review!

I am at my grandmother's over the holidays, so now I have her, my mother, my aunt, AND my smug married cousin asking when I'm going to find a nice man.  It's ridiculous.  It's almost enough to make me tell them, "NEVER!  I don't want a boyfriend, and I never will!"  That's a lie, of course, I want a boyfriend more than anything in the whole wide world, but I just get sick of all of their annoying questions.  I feel like I'm being interrogated!  Thank goodness I know how to do a background check now!  It's managed to help me avoid so many losers in the last month.  One guy had had three divorces even though he was only 25!  (He was hot, I can understand why three women might have made that mistake.)  There was the guy who had a bunch of restraining orders taken out against him.  (That's a bad sign.)  And then there was the guy who ate gummi bears with his mouth open.  Well, I didn't find that last one out doing a background check.  I found it out went he invited me over to his place to watch a movie, but I think it was wise to move on when I did.  (Who knows what else he eats with his mouth open?)  So that wraps up my dating for the year.  I've promised myself not even to try to find a date until the new year, but my New Years Resolution?  People search a boyfriend!!

Hey everyone. I have the saddest Thanksgiving story to tell EVER. No really. Brace yourself for this story because it is so amazing I hardly even believe it myself. So yesterday I get up early to get all ready for Thanksgiving because my mom told me that she had invited one of her young coworkers who is older than me, but way younger than her. He apparently just moved here recently and doesn't have any family here, and has very few friends. Anyway, I went out and bought a new outfit (which I felt awesome in), and went to her house feeling all excited like maybe something was going to happen. Well... it did... right away. That something unfortunately was that I fell down the stairs from her foyer into the living room and right into the appetizer table. It was ridiculous. There was spinach dip all over my face and new shirt. I wanted to cry. I was so covered in mess that I ended up taking a shower and wearing no makeup and an old sweatshirt to dinner. Happily, Andrew didn't seem to care! We hit it off really well, and after dinner he asked me if I wanted to go back to his place and watch White Christmas. I said yes, but on the way there I noticed he was kind of swerving around. I was trying to keep up with him, and in doing so kind of barely ran a red light. Andrew pulled over and waited for me (a safe distance from the cop I noticed), but i still got a nasty ticket (going to be soooo expensive!). He cheered me up when we got to his place by showing me this site: GiantLists.com - Get Out of A Ticket - which i thought was pretty funny. We then settled down, watched Giant Lists and he continued to drink. I stopped because I was going to have to drive home. Anyway... I was all excited about him until today when I did a person search on him at this site my mom recommended to me for find person. I was heartbroken to see when I did a background check that this sweetheart has a long history of DUIs. Anyway... so I guess the search continues. Blech. I'm going to call my sister (who wasn't there) and tell her the whole thing right now. Ten bucks says she laughs her ass off at me. ;)